siri's diary

Find fun from pain

2005-12-27T00:59:00.000-08:00

Write a fictional remembrance for the Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Wookie Life Day or...) holidays.

Rules:If your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment here on my blog with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL CHRISTMAS MEMORY of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. And, if you feel like it, when you're finished leaving your comment, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) with the memories people create.

A Very 'Merry' Christmas

2005-12-22T02:13:00.000-08:00

Ew...I can't believe I'm stuck in a-what should I call it?-room in Christmas. All alone. Even without my lightsaber! Where is Yoda?! Didn't anyone notice someone had disappeared? Hello I'm a jedi master! I don't want to touch the 'meal-for-jedi' one more time... I really miss obi's cooking now... Now memories really do flash back in my head just like dying people said.-Wait,dying? Oh no,I don't want to die yet! I've got two movies to watch, three more shoppings to go, one handbag to buy, a speeder to mend, three people to shout at , and...

HeLp!

2005-11-25T06:46:00.000-08:00

*blink blink* Hey where am I? Ouch my back hurts-WHERE IS MY LIGHTSABER?! I lost it? Oh now I remember that I was bathing and heard a strange noise and... I fainted!? So what'd happened? *curious*

Well now I can only see nothing, absolutely nothing, except the complete darkness. There is even no any light! So where it can be? Oh-wait, someone's coming, I'd better pretended to be unconscious... * 'fainted' *

A man came in ... Isn't him the bounty hunter I got to arrest? Oh no... *frown* It seems that he got no weapon and it's so dark that he probably cannot see me if I am quiet enough...this maybe the only chance to attack him before I was attacked. *jump up and rush to the bounty hunter*

Oh no, he turned to me so quickly just like he knew already that I'm going to attack him. I can only feel that I was attacked from the back and ...

holo diary 9-wait...

2005-11-11T21:33:00.000-08:00

Mmmm....A delightful bubble bath is exactly what i need now. I take off my robe and leggings and step into the bath tub full of pink bubbles(When did I start to like pink?).Of course,I take my holo-pad with me.Let me see...Here's it.The information of the bounty hunter.He has done many serious crime before.Everytime he attacks before the victim know himself is the victim.He's not an easy guy.*frown*Oh this is so boring.What can I do with these words?Hello i'm not playing crossword!Can someone please at least say,'Do you want me to help'?Where has the jedi council gone? 'The Force you should follow and the truth you will find.'I have heard this no less than 10000 times.But the Force can't catch the bounty hunter for me!

Wait.I hear someone.Oh I better go out and take a look.Here's my bath robe.Maybe I should wear my leggings too.

Hello?Anyone here?Mmm it's strange.I've got a bad feeling about this.Hey who are you?Why are you-WAIT-

connection broken............

holo diary 9-back

2005-11-01T06:13:00.000-08:00

so after a few struggles,i come back to the resort on Ansion. i need to take some rest first before i can do anything. i feel dizzy and slow. may be i didn't meditate enough these days. *sigh* sometime it's really lonely to be a jedi. sometimes i wonder how master yoda managed to go through these long,long 800 years.*evil grin*mmm...there must be some secret inside. this little green er...jedi master is really mysterious.

oh i have no time for these silly thoughts. i need to take a bath with the spa product and plan the next movement. *sigh* it is my only entertainment now. poor me.

holo diary 8-...........

2005-10-28T08:06:00.000-07:00

quinlan is----disappointing. and i just CAN'T work with him. i've got to go back to Coruscant on my self. i need the council's opinions(just master yoda's i mean). i have prepared my speeder and i'm packing now. i need to leave this nasty place. i need to escape from the shadow of the memory. bad ones. i lost my love here. and i don't want to lost anything else. i just got a bad feeling about this. i'm going to find the real hunter on my own. yes,ON MY OWN. clear?

i miss you foka. ferus stops you cheeto marathon,obi the same,katt begin your book marathon and anakin,er,just don't do anything. love you all.

holo diary 7-no way!

2005-10-20T06:23:00.000-07:00

continued...

it's...it's just a normal woman with wide eyes!staring at us!frightened!

s:wha...
q:*smile*i'm so sorry.this is my er... friend.she has some problem of her brain you know.*smile*
w:ooookay...you guys frightened me!you look like jedi and...
q:oh yes we are playing the 'who-is-the-hero' game.stupid girl likes this, you know.*wink*
w:*giggle*the exit is at that way.
q:thanks.by the way, you have nice skin.*wink*
w:*giggle*

so i was dragged out by quinlan as a mentally disorder girl. i am so angry that as soon as we got out,i pushed quinlan against the wall and pinned him on it.

s:problem in the brain eh?so i look that stupid?
q:if not, you won't get the wrong one.*giggle*
s:funny eh?you agree with me too!you support my plan!you said it would work!didn't you?
q:*roll eyes*silly.
s:......................okay then,we'll split up.
q:wait-

i released him and ran to my speeder.men are all the same.

tbc...

the mission impossible

2005-10-14T07:05:00.000-07:00

after a week of tracking and researching,i and quinlan finally found out the whole thing about the bounty hunter.there is a secret conference of political leaders from the other worlds and the bounty hunter is going to blow up the conference and kill the government officials.his intention isn't known yet.isn't that horrible?i just can't believe that someone can do this.blowing up people and things.i feel so good being a jedi*nod*.
anyway,we prepared a wonderful plan(i told you quinlan is very smart*giggle*)and it's called the 'mission impossible that is possible'.it's a bit clumsy so i'll call it 'the mission impossible'.and there we go to the mission impossible...

s:are you ready?
q:nonono i should be asking you this.
s:*giggle*stupid.let's get going.
q:'kay.

after 3 hours of flying in the hyperspace,we finally reach the little planet called 'ninime'.i've got a bad feeling about this.the name,i mean.

s:so we've arrived on ninime.
q:i don't need you to tell me that.
s:shut up.we're on a mission.
q:i don't need you to tell me that too.
s:*wide eyes*
q:..................

so we run to the nearest building,which is the government tower,and go in secretly.there is only one way to go in secretly-by the drainage pipe.it's not a nice experience,i can tell you. after 5 minutes of crawling,we see some light in front.it's the conference room.and i see our target.

s:*whisper*that one.in white.i count to 3 and we jump on him together,okay?
q:*nod*
s:1-2-3!

we jump and push him on the floor-no!he is a 'she'!wait...i've seen her before...WHAT?

tbc...

taggy!

2005-10-13T07:37:00.000-07:00

wow i am tagged by ani!so here is it:

10 years ago i was...
1)a jedi knight
2)without ferus but had katt
3)and ob-nevermind.

5 years ago i was...
1)a jedi master!
2)with ferus
3)younger!

1 year ago i was...
1)change my hairstyle
2)killing bounty hunters
3)still the rock climbing champion

yesterday i was...
1)dizzy
2)tired
3)packing for mission

5 snacks I enjoy the most...
1)cheetos!
2)jinny brownies
3)ice-cream
4)chocolate
5)palp's oreo

5 songs I know all the words to...
1)cheesy cheetos
2)we are the champion
3)rocky road
4)jedi on sith
5)love is blinding

5 ideal places for running away to...
1)master adi's house
2)obi's house(because no one dare to go in)
3)library
4)in my speeder
5)mustafar

5 items you will never see me wear...
1)only undie
2)mini skirt
3)see-through
4)t-back?
5)nothing
*i am glad i'm already a jedi master so master yoda won't tell me to wear t-back in the see-through for my trial*

5 biggest joys in my life...
1)have foka
2)have master yoda
3)being a jedi master
4)had a lover
5)being a girl

3 favorite toys...
1)lightsaber!
2)speeder
3)blaster
*i'm a little bit violent,aren't i?*

so how's it?

holo diary 6-oh no.

2005-10-02T07:10:00.000-07:00

dear mr. diary,
oh no.oh no.what have i done?why is my life so hard?why love never goes smoothly?why?tell me why.WHY!?
tonight i had my secret meeting with Quinlan Vos.after we have exchanged our information,Quinlan Vos suggested(damn this damnable suggestion!)practising our lightsaber move.i said okay(damnable okay!)and we started.we had fun.yeah we HAD fun.it's a long time since my last practice with Quinlan Vos and i really missed it.we did our best and of course,i won.i threw his lightsaber away with force.Quinlan Vos ended up laying on the floor and i stood on him.i deactive my lightsaber and grinned.then,that damnable Quinlan Vos kicked my leg and i fell on him.right ON him. we did that a lot when we were padawans,so we hugged and laughed and felt nothing wrong.at that damnable time,typho rushed in(that damnable door lock!)and shouted 'siri i've got-'and freezed.then i know something went wrong.TOTALLY wrong.typho ran away with wide eyes and i chased after him.i've never run so fast.not even kenobi and ferus were in danger.but he had disappeared into the dark.forever,forever and ever......

holo diary 5-Quinlan Vos

2005-09-30T02:29:00.000-07:00

mr.diary,
something is troubling me these days.master yoda says i've had too many holidays,but am i really on holiday?i don't think so.

a few days earlier i met Quinlan Vos ,who has been my friend since we were padawan, while rock-climbing with typho.i am surprised to see him there,honestly.and he burst out laughing when he saw typho.with me.he should be on a mission on Alsalam.why is he here?and rock climbing!we pretended not knowing each other since typho is here.he might be on a secret mission that others cannot know and also,man is man.i left him a slip and asked him to go to my hotel room that night.

everything has a reason.not sleeping with tyho in the same room has a reason too.serval reason,i mean.the most important one is because i am on a half-holiday mission.there's job i need to do and i need some privacy.

he arrived on time.and we sat on my bed and talked.he told me that actually he was after a bounty hunter.after a while,i realised that was the bounty hunter i'm after on my last mission.so we decided to do it together this time.it sounds exciting eh?espically with Quinlan Vos who is smart,funny,strong,gentle,generous,and what else?let me see...ar yes cute,friendly.......................

holo diary 4-delicious spa

2005-09-27T02:02:00.000-07:00

mr.diary,
hi and i'm writing(actually 'thinking') this diary at the spa place with a high-tec device called 'brain-handed'(i know it's stupid,thank you very much.).this place is soooo nice and i want to live in here forever!of course,with my dear typho!
oh here comes the lab guy-what?mok cha?is that a name?nevermind then.what a questionnaire about my elements?oh i can tell you my element is flesh and bone.*nod*not that kind of element?okay here it goes...
**************************************************************************************
finished.mine is wood and typho is wood+water.strange eh?i bet ani is metal.
oh it's time to choose my treatment.Vichy shower?what-what?pressure washing?!no thanks i can get it freely from master yoda.let me see...yes!i'll have this-carrot and sesame treatment!it sounds nice eh?why are you giggling typho?what are you thinking about?nothing?don't ever try to lie to me okay?you won't succeed.hey hey what-WHAT?typho is watching me?wh-DOING THE MASSAGE?HELLO?oh no...

a holo message to foka

2005-09-23T02:15:00.000-07:00

hi and i know you guys are wondering who is foka.yeah you are right(except kenobi of course)!foka is-or i should say are-ferus,obi,katt,and ani.it's a easiser name for me since you four stick together ALL the time.
so what are you doing eh?finishing 100 bags of cheetos a day?or more?and ferus please don't call me every 2 minutes,okay?it kinda annoyed typho(and i know your intention of doing this).and ani please keep an eye on ferus.DO NOT let kenobi teach him something-weird.katt please spend some time on studying.remember 10 days in library?it will do you much good.*nod*and a final word to kenobi:don't ever try to break into my apartment.i've hidden all my credits.*evil grin*you will NEVER find them.
good night(err...it's the same for you guys,i guess.)and may the force be with you.

holo diary 3-spa ! do you get it? SPA!

2005-09-21T05:29:00.000-07:00

dear mr. diary,

oh yesterday's rock climbing is sooooo fun.i just can't get enough of rock climbing!i want it every moment!even now i want rock climbing!may be it's the only thing i'm good at...anyway,typho seems to like it too!(surprised?)yeah i do hope we're going to have more rock climbing in the furture.is that okay typho?yeah i just know it is.*nod*

and today we're going to have a spa!the thing i've long for a billion years!it is so sweet of typho to give me a chance.*kiss*it's just soooooooo exciting!can you feel my excitement,mr. diary?*listen*oh you can!yeah!wait...hey do i have to take off my clothes and go in the pool with typho?oh no...

holo-diary 2

2005-09-19T05:35:00.000-07:00

dear mr.diary,
today i'm gonna go rock climbing with typho.ROCK CLIMBING!isn't that exciting?but poor typho doesn't seem excited.i wonder why?is it rock climbing?or...is it ME?*sigh*man is man.
katt seems to be angry with the password thing.at first i think it may be obi.but then i know it is her.how do i know?because she said i put the password on the table!hey how can i put my password on the table?write it down on a paper and put it on a table?eww...i am not that stupid.katt,i am very disappointed this time.didn't i teach you how to make up a good lie on the first day i meet you?well you better go and meditate on this.*nod*that's it for now because i can hear typho trippng over on his clothes in the next room.bye!*kiss*

holo-diary 1

2005-09-18T01:48:00.000-07:00

dear mr.diary,
typho is getting naughty.he always trys to get other girls' attention.he even wants to share a room with me!isn't that strange? i don't know men well since i've only-nevermind.hey why can't i say that?*sigh*man is man.there's nothing more i can do but to enjoy my holiday.

typho is keeping a secret from me.it is something 'excursion'.typho seems to enjoy keeping secret and i enjoy pretenting to be curious.i am a jedi and i can know that sort of 'secret' at any time i want.i do think the 'secret' thing is kinda stupid but since typho is doing it for me,i don't mind.being stupid,i mean.hope tomorrow is a better day.

p.s. obi-wan,ferus and katt i know you guys have stolen my password and you are reading my diary now.I KNOW THAT!this is the last time because i've got a new password that you-at least kenobi-cannot guess it.*evil grin*so there's a messag for you guys: katt and ferus and obi how's the pressure washing game eh?it feels good eh?did you thank master yoda?yeah i know you have,my good friends.i'm coming back soon.don't miss me!i know you won't.and don't be disappointed with my diary.don't ever expect i would write something interesting.good night!

a holo-message to katt & ferus & obi

2005-09-16T07:34:00.000-07:00

my dearest katt & ferus & obi,
hi how are you guys?katt are you meditating everyday?ferus do you have fun with master kenobi?it seems that you are all enjoying your life very much when i am away.i am gald of that.
since i am having great fun with captain typho here,i hope you guys can have fun too.so i have arrange an enjoyable activity for you guys with master yoda.please calm down,don't get too excited yet.(obi i know you are giggling stupidly.and ferus you are stuffed with cheetos.and katt you are reading your holo love story.)tomorrow at 2:00 pm,please go to the pressure washing room and wait for master yoda there.you will know the surprise at that time.
doesn't that sounds fun?are you guys touched now?you guys deserve it and hope you can have a great time.bye!
love,
siri

a little introduction

2005-09-15T22:00:00.000-07:00

some of you might notice there is someone called 'padawan katt'.she is actually my school mate-joyce- who loves starwars very much.she doesn't have a photo yet but she looks cute in the real world.it's just a little game between us and please go and have a look when you are free .thanks.

see off

2005-09-15T02:11:00.000-07:00

as you all know, i am going on a holiday with typho.my dear ferus comes to see his master off today.

f:(running towars me)MASTER!WAIT!
s:ferus!aren't you having lesson with master skywalker?
f:yeah but i ask for leave to see you off master!
s:*touched*ohh ferus you are sooooo sweet.
f:*smile*master i'm going to miss you.
s:my padawan i will be back soon.be a good boy when i'm not here okay?
f:of course master.may...may i hug you goodbye?*teary eyes*
s:*teary too*ohhh yes of course.*hug*bye padawan!
f:hope you have a good time,master.may the force be with you!
s:you too!

so i walk away to the gateway without looking back.looking back would only make things worse.i feel sad.i am already missing ferus.then i see typho waiting at the gateway and i run into his arms with teary eyes.

t:what's wrong si?
s:oh i feel bad leaving ferus here alone.
t:he will be all right.look!he's running back to class now!

i turn back ans see ferus running to the entrance at a force speed.then a tall brown dangerous-looking shadow appears.just as i want to shout,the shadow puts his hood down and...

it is kenobi.

ferus sees kenobi and...

f:wow you are in time!
o:*stupid giggle*yeah.now your troublesome master has gone and you can come to my apartment and we can watch movies and eat cheetos and drink beer all night and no one would bark at us!
f:*laugh*yeah what a wonderful world!

.......................................now i'm really glad i am going on holiday.with typho.and ferus,you can join the drama next year.

oops

2005-09-14T02:16:00.000-07:00

oops the new post is under the 'happy master's day' post accidently.sorry for the inconvenience. :)

'happy' master's day

2005-09-12T03:31:00.000-07:00

today at 6:00 am sharp padawan runs in(mind you,without knocking)and.........

f:MASTER HAPPY MASTER'S DAY!
s:*sleepy*whhhaatttt..........
f:it's master's day today!
s:oh is it?*rub eyes*
f:yeah!master come out and i'd like to show you something.
s:*smile*a gift may be?
f:*surprised*how do you know?
s:that's why i am your master,padawan.
f:*giggle*yeah.

so we go out and ferus picks up a well-wrapped gift in the sofa..............

s:wow t's so beautiful!
f:*grin*open it master.
s:okay.*nod*

so i open the gift hopefully wondering if that is a necklace or a hairband..................

s:*wide eyes*.....................ffffeerus...........wwhhhattt-
f:isn't it great?i saw you arguing with the sale woman about this broken vase and i thought,'ah tomorrow is the master's day,maybe i can stick these broken pieces back together and give it to master tachi.'.so how is it?do you like it,master?*smile*
s:.................................oh please leave me alone............................*tear*

did i do anything against the force's will?why would the force punish me like that!a broken vase!broken by my padawan!and he's now giving it to me!*half faint*nnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!!!!

master yoda please i need your pressure washer

2005-09-11T22:07:00.000-07:00

after the shopping incident,padawan ferus is pretty nice now.i thought that i would have a peaceful day but force bless me,it is not.

s:(meditating)....................*breathe*.........................
f:MASTER MASTER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s:what the-
f:THE JEDI TEMPLE IS ON FIRE!
s:*giggle*padawan don't tell me it is a joke.
f:NO MASTER! THERE IS A LOT OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF MASTER KENOBI'S APARTMENT!
s:but...but if it is on fire,the bell will ring!
f:may be it is out of order!let's go and save master kenobi!
s:*worried*okay.

so i grab my lightsaber(i didn't realise that putting out fire doesn't need lightsaber)and run out with ferus.and ferus is right this time.there IS a lot of smoke coming out of kenobi's room.

s:obi!obi!open the door!
o:whhhattt.......
s(to ferus):oh no,he's fainting.go and tell the others to run for their life!i will handle this.
f:yes master!

so i continue to bang the door for 10 seconds.there is no reply.so i decide to break through the door,by force.lots of black smoke rushes right into my mouth and eyes.i choke and tear rushes out of my eyes.

s:obi!obi!*cough*where are you?
o:hhhhhheeerrrreee..............
s:stupid.where is 'here'?hold on!i am coming!

i run everywhere and finally find obi in the kitchen.what surprises me is obi is standing with an apron,nothing more.

s:are you all right? whatttt....*looks around* what are you doing here?

o:oh i am making dinner.wanna try some?

what i see is a big pot of black mud which is burnt.a lot of black smoke is coming out.

s:...............................

o:so why are you here?

s:...............................

so-umm...now please master yoda(i am begging you)lend me your pressure washer.i need it.very much.and typho,please calm down,there is no way i am-you know*shrug*.and ferus,please don't speak to me for two weeks.please.*sigh*

shopping day

2005-09-11T04:44:00.000-07:00

today i plan to go shopping on myself.yes,myself. then ferus shows me his 'puppy eyes'and i say 'well whatever'and we are out on the street.before going on,i tell him to call me whatever he likes but not 'master' since we have to hide our identity.then i say to myself,'well i've got a bad feeling about this but what can i do?bless me force.'

when we arrive at the department store,ferus seems very excited.he runs around and breaks thousands of things.i find jedi mind trick really useful today.but i fail on a sales woman.

woman:excuse me madame.*stare at the mess on the floor*
s:*look around*
w:hello?
s:you're calling me?
w:yes madame.your err....boy breaks the vase.
s:excuse me first i am not married second this is not my boy.
w:i don't care but you have the duty to look after the boy you take with.*serious*
s:*wave hand*no i don't.
w:yes you do.
s:*surprised*errr...*wave hand again*no i don't.
w:yes you do.
s:but...but i am not his mother!why should i pay for something that a boy breaks?
w:i don't care.
s:.......................
w:......................

at that time,my very dear padawan ferus runs towards me and...

f:mom!can you buy me this teddy?mr.windu has this too!i want one mom!*puppy eyes*
w:so.....you are his mom.
s:.......................................

then i grab ferus and we run out at fast as possible.that's the best way to escape a sales woman.and of course,ferus is forced to have ten more anger management lessons with mr.windu by me.

name

2005-09-10T05:21:00.000-07:00

today,padawan katt pass her trial and finally becomes a jedi knight.i am delighted and of course,proud of her performance these years as my padawan and friend.now thinking of ferus,i find out that i really miss katt.*tear*

and my dear ferus has a lesson with the 'hero with no fear' today.finally i am lucky enough to have a free afternoon with no jokes.so i go to the garden to have a walk and i meet obi here.

o:hi siri long time no see how's ferus today eh and how are you today and do you want some cheetos and...
s:nice to meet you master kenobi.my padawan and i are fine.and i am on a diet so no cheetos for me,thanks.*serious*
o:hey you are the first one who understand my words and do not want cheetos and...
s:am i?i am glad to be the first one,master kenobi.
o:hey when do you start to call me this eh and ....
s:i always call you 'master kenobi',master kenobi.
o:oh do you because i remember you used to call me 'o-bee' and...
s:that is called by master qui-gon,master kenobi.
o:oh is that or did you call me 'obi-buddy'...
s:that is bant.
o:hey do you remember the name 'obiman'...
s:that is the younglings.and i think that's enough,master kenobi.
o:hey please don't go because i remember one more...how about 'my benny' did you call me that...
s:THAT IS ENOUGH OBI-WAN KENOBI!!!!!!!!
o:....................
s:...........err i have to go,master kenobi.
o.........hey how about 'master kenobi'?i remember someone calls me that.
s:AND FINALLY THAT IS ME MASTER KENOBI!
o:oh right!hey do you want some cheetos or do you like...
s:*do a force zip*bye,master kenobi.*smile*

there's no way he 's gonna make me faint.i won't faint for him you know?it's not worthy.*nod*

meditate

2005-09-09T03:12:00.000-07:00

no more 'joke' story.ever!really ferus is freaking me out.*sigh*i do hope i can be that bad as obi.but i can't.i must teach my padawan well.*nod*

so today i teach my padawan how to meditate.properly,i mean.so we sit on the floor of our room...

s:now padawan please do not think about any other things.just focus on your breath.
f:okay,master.
s:.........*breathe*
f:err...master may i ask you a question?
s:okay. *sigh*
f:master why are we sitting on the floor but not the sofa?
s:i'm sorry but i do think this is a stupid question.didn't you learn it in your first lesson?
f:err...right.
s:let's continue,okay?
f:yes,master.
s:.............*breathe*
f:can i ask one more question,master?
s:okay then.*sigh*last one!
f: master why don't you take off your clothes?
s:WHAT???
f:oh i mean nothing master.i just...i just want to say master kenobi meditates with no clothes on so i just wonder if we have to take off our clothes when meditating.
s:........................................*faint*

so this is the 108th faint i have this week.just one more i will kill myself and join the force.i MEAN it.

books

2005-09-08T01:54:00.000-07:00

since ferus is interested in reading 'books',i take him to the temple library today.

s:padawan,feel free to walk around and choose some good books.the real one i mean.
f:yes master!*beam*

ten minutes later...

s:how is it,padawan?do you find your right book?
f:of course,master!
s:great.by the way,what is it?
f:oh it is called the 'the history of the jedi council'.
s:*surprised*oh padawan are you sure it is the right book?i mean,it is hard for a padawan learner to understand the book.
f:no problem at all,master.trust me.*nod*
s:okay.

half past twelve in the night...

f:hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..............
i go out to the dining room.
s:*sleepy*what is it,ferus?
f:master,haha-come and take a look-haha-of this book,HAHAHA---
s:padawan you should be in bed now!
f:okay master but you must-haha-come and take a look.HAHAHA---
s:*curious*what is it?

what i see is umm...jedi council members please close your eyes first-I AM SERIOUS!

under the photo of the jedi council,there is a joke .
yes,a joke.AGAIN.

here is it:
this is the jedi great council,which members include the wisest jedi in the hyperspace .shortest,oldest,shiniest,girlishest are also included.

does anybody find it funny?master yoda?i don't know 'cause,you know,i can't laugh.

a 'joke'

2005-09-07T06:58:00.000-07:00

today padawan ferus come in my room with a book.i am pleased to see the boy reading a book. finally.

s:padawan ferus,what are you reading?*smile*
f:oh master i finally realise that reading is fun.i am reading 'the most funny jokes in the hyperspace you can ever read and know and it is fun'.
s:oh it really SOUNDS funny.*nod*
f:let me tell you a joke,master.
s:okay.
f:so where does the sith go shopping?
s:is that a joke?
f:nono it is a question.
s:you are asking me question instead of telling me a joke?*confused*
f:no the question is a part of the joke.
s:okay.so tell me the answer.
f:oh the answer is---*giggle*------darth maul(mall)!*hahaha*isn't that funny,master?
s:is that the joke?
f:*hahaha*yes,master!
s:oh i understand it now.ha it is REALLY finny,padawan.haha...*fake laugh*

after ferus founds out that he can't cry,his master finds out that she can't laugh.at less at a joke.

sunny sunday

2005-09-05T06:45:00.000-07:00

it is such a great sunday and i am NOT gonna let ferus ruin it.so i decide to watch some holo drama.i turn on the projector and see a programme called 'jinny'.it sounds like some kind of 'romantic' soap but since i have read all my shakespeares i HAVE to watch this(what a pity typho is on duty).and after about five minutes,i see something frightening.yeah the 'hero with no fear' will find it scary too.take a look:

hey she(he?) looks like someone we know...who is she(he?)?ohoh ferus is coming back and i am not letting he see it.*cover up the computer*bye!

now don't be ridiculous...

2005-09-03T02:59:00.000-07:00

today padawan ferus rush into my bedroom in the morning,looking excited.

f:GOOD MORNING MASTER!*wide smile*
s:err...you too,padawan.but please let me get dressed,okay?
f:SURE,MASTER!(stand still)
s:err...ferus please give me some privacy.
f:OH YEAH I FORGOT,MASTER!(run away)
i get changed quickly and go out to the dinning room.
s:so you look excited today,ferus.
f:YES MASTER BECAUSE I AM MEETING MY GIR...FRIEND THIS AFTERNOON.
s:oh!hope you will enjoy it.
f:I HOPE SO>MASTER,CAN YOU TEACH ME SOMETHING?
s:sure,padawan.i am always willing to teach you new things.but please speak softer,okay?
f:SURE,MASTER!oh...sorry...*giggle*master,can you teach me how to be a good kisser?
s:............
f:master?
s:*faint*

excuse me?!

2005-09-02T03:04:00.000-07:00

padawan ferus seems very emotional today so i go forward to see if he comes over some problems.

s:what is it,ferus?*concerned*
f:*sob*nothing master.
s:obviously it is not 'nothing'.tell me,i am your best friend,you remember?*smile*
f:errr...right.i want to be a true man,master.
s:you ARE a true man,padawan.why do you say so?
f:today i have a lesson with master window and i suddenly realise that i am not a true man.it feels horrible,master.*sob on my shoulder,i know it's gross,but...nevermind.*
s:???
f:master window(wrong again,padawan!)said,"a true man CRIES!"and he cries for us immediately!i try to cry but i can't...so i...CRY!

can someone explain it to me?hey kenobi,does ani cry because he can't cry after the lesson?oh i DO think there is some sort of age gap between my padawan and i.*sigh*

kenobi!!!furious

2005-09-01T02:13:00.000-07:00

today padawan ferus has a lesson with kenobi.i don't know what happened but ferus looks scared after the lesson.so i decide to ask him why.

s:how is your day,padawan ferus?*smile & hug*
f:*look at me with wide eyes*errr it is fine,master tachi.
s:*suspicious*okay.
ferus runs away immediately.i use the force to grab him back.
s:what happened padawan ferus?did master kenobi tell you something horrible?
f:nonono...it's just.....he tells me about his childhood with...er....you.*scared*
s:what did he say?
f:nonono you don't want to know,master.
i wave my hand to do a mind trick
s:you will tell me.
f:i will tell you.*nod*
s:okay you may start.*cross my arms*
f:master kenobi said he had a horrible childhood.he had to practise lightsaber with you and he lose everytime.
s:*giggle*that's true.
f:and he said you pull his hair and...you shouted at him everyday.
s:WHAT?
f:there is more,master. he said you had a crush on..... master yoda.
s:*eyeballs pop out*WHATTTTTTTTT??????
f:umm...yes master this is what master kenobi said.
s:that is nonsense!*innocent*
f:oh is it?*confused*
s:okay master will tell you the truth.do you want to know?*evil smile*
f:*eyes shine with interest*YES!
s:OBI-WAN HAD A CRUSH ON MASTER-----YADDLE!
f:OHHHH!!!!!!!!*laugh to death*

kenobi don't think my IQ is the same as yours,okay?my faithful padawan won't listen to your rubbish.*smile proudly*

new school year!

2005-08-31T00:59:00.000-07:00

wow now the jedi holiday is over and i am gonna start teaching again*tears*.my padawan, ferus olin,is being naughty today.

'master tachi,why do i have to practise my lightsaber skills again?why do i have to go to mace-no,master window's class again?it is girlie!and why-'

'now my padawan,the first thing i want to teach you today is master windu's name.it is mace windu,okay?and the second thing is the lightsaber skills are very important to every jedi and you can use them to save other people.understand?'

'yes master but master kenobi doesn't need to practise and he told me everything master window-no,windu says is rubbish.'

'er first what master windu said is not rubbish.it is just...nevermind it is kinda rubbish...and secondly master kenobi is a master.he knows what is appropiate for him to do and-'

'but master tachi he walks in the jedi temple in his undies which you said is impolite!'

'yes i know...master kenobi is a special case okay?he has some...problem so he is not himself these days.he is good in the past!'*fake smile*

'and master can a have a girl friend because i feel a bit boring living with...you.'

'padawan ferus,first i am absolutely not boring and jedi should not have attachment.clear?' *angry*

'but master you have mr.typho-'

that's the end of our conversation and ferus is very good now because a use the force to zip his mouth.

palm reading with typho 2

2005-08-28T01:59:00.000-07:00

continued...

'you have a wife?why don't you tell me?'
'but...but i have never had any wife!believe me,si.'*look serious*
'let me see...did i get something wrong?no...i am right!you DO have a wife,typho.don't fool me anymore.i know it.'*look sad*
typho looks down and suddenly shouts-
'i know what happened!yes i do have a wife and you will LOVE her,si.'*nod*
'what?i would LOVE your WIFE?who do you think i am eh?a silly girl?'*extremely angry*
'calm down and listen to me si.i have a doggie called "wifey".surprised?'
'a dog? typho is that real?i mean... no one would call his dog "wifey"! '*suspicious*
'oh "wifey" means "lovely" in a language called "Kassiacup" which is from a planet called...'
*giggle*'oh i understand now.and may i meet your wife now?'
'sure,wifey si.'
and so that is the end of the palm reading with typho story. typho and siri live happily ever after.and of course with 'wifey' too.

how is it eh?(okay i know it is kinda stupid but isn't that sweet?)and actually Wifey (doesn't look wifey.)is err... cute.here's a photo of her:

typho i didn't mean that!*runs away*

palm reading with typho

2005-08-23T00:40:00.000-07:00

so as you know,typho invites me to his apartment and have a romantic night together.we drank champagne and ate strawberries and massaged each other and...*wave my hand*you don't want to know what REALLY happen next.*all repeat**nod*

what happen next is fun.typho suddenly remember my palm reading thing and ask,'hey can you give me a palm read?i mean,can you see my future?can we be together forever?can we---'
'okay.*smiles*let me see...'
typho takes his handsome hand out.
'mmm...you have a perfect health line so you will live a long life.'
'wow!what about the others?'
typho is excited.
'The light and wavy quality of your head line,you don't always think about things in much depth, and sometimes you may have problems concentrating on more than one thing at a time.'
'oh yes i am!'
typho nod nod and nod...
'let's see your heart line...your chained heart line is an indication that your life is sometimes bothered by emotional tensions.and wait...'
siri looks up doubtfully...
'what's the matter?'
'it shows that you will meet a gorgeous jedi and leave your wife for her! let's say if i am the "gorgeous jedi"then you...have a wife already?what is it all about?'
typho looks surprised and looks down and...

TBC...

*and thanks typho for this cute pic!*

top confidentiality

2005-08-21T03:09:00.000-07:00

as i have said to typho,i have foreseen my death.actually you can foreseen yours too!(am i too excited?)just go to the jedi library and go into the 'top confidentiality' column and search for a book called 'death foreseeing is fun'.then look for the page that fit your gender,job,birthday and...i forget.and since only great jedi master with height over 1.75m can go into the 'top confidentiality' column and reach the book,i listed your death below for your reference.is the result correct?i must admit it is correct because qui's result is 'get killed by a red-and-black tattooed guy'.believe it or not!

let's start with master yoda.oh only two words:
'too old'

then my typho:
'die in dreaming(of a beautiful lady)' mmm i wonder who she is...

obi:
'chocked by crayon' it's obvious.

mace:
'cry too much' true.

ani:
'suffocated when rapping' well...

aayla:
'problem of pigment' ew...

oola:
'faint when lap-dancing' who is that guy?

jawajuice:
'chocked because he jumps when drinking jawa juice' stand still!

fluke:
'pass out when kissing his sister' what a pity...

han:
'chocked by chewie's hair' chewie's a murder!

chewie:
'chew himself' gross!

leia:
'frightened to death when she sees jar jar in her golden bikini' i would die if i see that.

gg:
'use too many lightsabers and cut himself into pieces because of that' wow...

dooku:
'die when trying on a Gucci shirt which is too tight' i know it!

palp:
'stuffed with oreos' avoid oreos,palp

padme:
'the headdress is too heavy and it breaks her neck' oh no!

jar jar:
'can't pull his head out of a jar' jar jar in a jar...

owen:
'something to do with beru.' mmm...strange...

ti:
'drink poisoned tea and die' is that mace's herbal tea?

barriss:
'killed by a patient with a teddy' ani!

kit:
'kiss underwater and suffocated' poor guy!

mon:
'can not accept being called as Mummy and kill herself' no mummy!

maul:
'tattooed too much' and?

thal:
'scared to death by a ghost' qui?

yaddle:
'something to do with yoda' oh no!

sabe:
'same as padme' ha!

well how's it?

a little gift

2005-08-20T03:45:00.000-07:00

well everything is fine again.i love you typho!*kiss*

what i have today is a little gift for my dear friends.take a look:

yeah a lego typho!(isn't he handsome?)and...

oola!(it is SAID to be oola,which i don't agree with.i think it is lola)and...

our dear master yoda!(which is a little greener.may be he eats too many veggies)and of course...

lady padme in her classy-elegant-heavy-red gown.don't forget...

mr jawajuice!(oh he looks soooo cute)and...

a slave leia!(i will get the normal one next time,leia)next is...

luke man!(with an extra large lightsaber)then it is...

Ham Han!and...

the hot blue one!and of ccourse...

uncle owen!(do you want aunt beru with you?)next is...

mesa jar jar!who's next...

master ti!last but not least...

ME!!!(what a pity my hair is a bit gross)
how is it eh? (obi,mace,qui,dooku,gg,palp,chewie,kit,barriss,sabe,thal,yaddle,mon and maul don't be disappointed okay?i'm doing my best to search for yours.)sadly,they cost all my money this month...qui can i have some free brownies?

hey!

2005-08-18T07:39:00.000-07:00

hey my typho you gave me the love potion secretly?so you tricked me eh?so you don't believe my words about obi and i eh?(if that is real i think jar jar is just so brilliant because i don't feel anything abnormal)i learn other language and choose a nice dress and make extra love cookies and...oh i don't remember anymore...did i learn lap dance,oola?i did my best to impress you! explain it!or else i would use my love cookies to make you fall in love in jar jar(i don't mean anything,dear jar jar.it's just...you are cute,aren't you?)!!!i am furious now!!!*scream and grab the lightsaber*master yoda don't ever try to stop me!!!oh no i feel really sad actually*sob*...oola,please give me a tissue...*sob*

party at padme's

2005-08-17T01:51:00.000-07:00

we had a great time last night and typho and i......emm nothing.this is what i wear last night:

isn't that elegant,classy,smart-looking,sexy,lovely,.........?and i played Twister with this dress on!( i wonder why palp always stared at me when i lift my dress up...)we had million of brownie and love cookies.everybody was soooooooo in love with each other after eating the love cookies.(fortunately i didn't fall in love with palp but he did fall in love with ani)i very much look forward to the next party!and the night with typho of course...
*kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss*

a night with typho-any suggestion?

2005-08-16T07:16:00.000-07:00

after the party at padme's she will go to naboo and typho will have a whole week off.and i decide to prepare something special for our night.padme suggested me to get some victoria's secret thing .i do think it's a very good suggestion but i am kinda...er.....too shy for that kind of thing.and typho may not be interested in that kind of thing.(hey have you tried it before with typho,padme?i am suspicious of that...)but if i don't do this,what should i do?it's my first date and i am nervous(okay obi and i didn't have any dates.everytime we went to a restaurant or movie he would be drunk so my so-called date would end as i carry him home.)should i ask oola to teach me some dance?should i ask qui to teach me to sing some rock songs?or should i ask master yoda to teach me talking backwards?(itIS a kind of special ability because it is amusing and typho might like that.)oh i am troubled....

er....mmm.....wow!

2005-08-13T01:48:00.000-07:00

so we lose again?AGAIN??? i risk the love from typho and all i get is THIS?and dear master yoda i AM NOT stealing.i am just trying to take it away from a kid. clear?
and some happy stuff.typho showed me the frustration photo to me and he was just sooooo cute. and padme is having a party!how exciting!it has been years from the last party which leia's cat went under obi's kilt.mmm what should i wear?it is a troubling question for a female jedi like me. may be i should seek some advice from dooku. of course,dear typho too.you know,some man do not want his girl to wear sexy things.oh i gonna go to prepare my love cookies for the party.love ya all!

window/windu peeking

2005-08-09T00:29:00.000-07:00

i peek into the window where windu was having his 'sensitivity training ' class with the padawans and ani.and what i saw is actually quite err...touching.
take a look:

is that CUTE?actually i mean the teddy.oww...i really wish i am in that class ...*bites a cookie*

attention guys and dolls

2005-08-08T00:24:00.000-07:00

emmm...first aayla and kit please close your eyes.then others can continue on.
today i've got a really crazy and em....crazy pic to share with you all.please don't blink and stare at it for a while and you will find your mouth open and eyes wide.may be obi should close his eyes too. younglings too.

should i post it?aayla would be crazy but it is really a good pic.okay i will take a risk.
scroll down please...

see?i better go now.*runs away with a cookie*

what the...nevermind+2 palp photos

2005-08-05T03:13:00.000-07:00

okay.i finally know why master adi adviced me not to go to the survivor game.i hate tribal council!(and i finally understand why the jedi council is the second-most-horrible council)and please mr.dooku,try to wipe the 'old chap' thing off your dictionary if you have one.wipe it out in your thesaurus too thank you very much.and master yoda,i do think it is unwise to fight with that dooku guy(just choke him with the force and jj wouldn't know that).as master adi has said,'a near dooku is better than a distant palp',just pretend not to hear him and everything would be fine.and talking about palp,i find 2 photo of him in qui's exclusive album and i think you guys will be interested:
first one~

nice eh?
second one features obi and ani(this one is nicer so scroll down a little bit)

ready?

here it goes~

qui-gon's exclusive photo album

2005-08-03T00:57:00.000-07:00

according to qui-gon's word ,he has an exclusive album of emm...special photos.he kept it in 'A reinforced carbonadium casing, fire and rip proof, guarded by a dwarf rabbit called Daemon, hidden in the depths of a tear in time and space album.' i tried my best and successfully knock down Daemon and get the photo album. i choose some emmm... normal pictures and share them with you guys.
1)qui *hugs* obi

nice eh?and it prove my words AGAIN!!!
2)ah there's a sketch by err...i don't know...anyone know that signature at the left hand bottom?

3) this time is obi*hugs*qui(i wonder who take the photos for them)

so that's all for now*have a bite of the cookie*,i would try to find more 'watchable' photos from that album and it is going to be a hard job.

my photo album(1)

2005-08-01T22:46:00.000-07:00

okay now everybody seems to like photo so i decided to some of my collection.
first one:now younglings stop looking-obi smoking

second one:emmm i love that kilt!-obi in kilt with a fluffy bag in front (that chef is a poor guy)

third one:aayla and oola with human make up and a baby...wait!oola has a baby?

oh that's it for now because i've got to take a look of my cookies.yep i am baking cookies.surprised?

hello?

2005-07-31T02:06:00.000-07:00

emm...why is everyone so interested in my private life? let me make things clear:
1)i am NOT hitting on ani.
2)we are very close FRIENDS
3)padme is my dear FRIEND and i won't hit on her boyfriend
4)typho and i are developing our emm...relationship
5)obi is my close friend too. we seperate(this is not 'break up')because i think it is safer to stay a certain distance from an exhibitionist(and his exhibitionist master)
5)i am totally fine with my relationship with other people, either guys or dolls(i am not meaning anything else,okay?)
6)err...is there something i didn't mention?em yeah qui-gon and obi. oh i better shut up about this...
7)emm that's it!

oh oh oh NO!!!

2005-07-29T02:18:00.000-07:00

oh we lost!we lost!the challenge!and we've got to vote...it hurts so much to vote a fellow friend away.*sniff*that is horrible !we worked so hard in the challenge(errr...hello han!)but what we got is a tribal council!a tribal council!and we have to face j.j. for half an hour(err i don't mean anything, my dear j.j..oh and be careful because yoda leave something in the box.i wonder what it is...)!oh i must get some rest...i am losing my mind...

yes yes yes !!!

2005-07-21T06:36:00.000-07:00

(oh i guess i like the number three...) yeah! we ,the ooteeni tribe , won the first challenge! and we've got beer! beer! can you believe it? it's Old Mos Eisley beer! (okayokay,obi poor guy,i will stop.)wow it is just so refreshing! we hug and kiss and cheers and it is just so wonderful! and a big thank you to everyone especially my dear typho for his great plan. it's the craziest day i have ever had(except the day when i find out my ex has exhibitionism,and his dear master qui-gon too)!mmm...i wonder who will be voted off...

survivor

2005-07-15T23:04:00.000-07:00

wow!that's hot(err...i mean the weather) i am in the Ooteeni Tribe with han, ani,master yoda,mace,padme ,dooku and typho.a good team,right?we have Tea Toddler,Fashion consultant,Security and three jedi masters(excuse me,i am also a master!)i am watching the well with typho and master yoda is having a beauty sleep with padme .isn't that cute?and i am glad i bring my own i-pod since i have no interest in ani's 'YO' songs. see you guys soon!

poor old obi

2005-07-11T04:58:00.000-07:00

oh poor old guy... now trapped in the hospital...with nothing but aalya's teary flood...but i guess that is enough for him.hope he can get well soon! and hope he enjoy the uncle jinn's brownie!

the sleepover

2005-07-02T00:27:00.000-07:00

it's such a wonderful sleepover! except the piggy ride part .... honestly, i am as old as obi and it is not appropiate to have a piggy ride around the jedi temple at that age. it was a bit... how to say...embarrassing! but sadly, master windu seemed to like it ...
sabe,padme and leia are such funny girls! and actually i was not asleep when obi running around in his kilt. oh i have get used to it (obi always wore it in front of qui-gon when he was a padawan and i have seen it no less than 500 times) . and i do think the black one is a lovely one! look forward to the future sleepovers!and a big thanks to Aayla!

well well well

2005-06-24T01:58:00.000-07:00

master yoda really doesn't need to be so worried about kenobi.he is totally fine,you know that(don't you?).anyway, wrestling is much better than drinking beer and calling others 'girlie man',and also watching teletebbies. i have known kenobi for years and i know he will forget about wrestling after he finds out that eating cheeto is lot more interesting.lastly, a suggestion:how about having 'obiman ' for the wrestling name?

new comer

2005-06-21T23:46:00.000-07:00

hey guys! i am Siri(if you have read the jedi apprentice bk you will know who i am).hope you will enjoy reading my blog in the future.