shopping day

today i plan to go shopping on myself.yes,myself. then ferus shows me his 'puppy eyes'and i say 'well whatever'and we are out on the street.before going on,i tell him to call me whatever he likes but not 'master' since we have to hide our identity.then i say to myself,'well i've got a bad feeling about this but what can i do?bless me force.'

when we arrive at the department store,ferus seems very excited.he runs around and breaks thousands of things.i find jedi mind trick really useful today.but i fail on a sales woman.

woman:excuse me madame.*stare at the mess on the floor*
s:*look around*
w:hello?
s:you're calling me?
w:yes madame.your err....boy breaks the vase.
s:excuse me first i am not married second this is not my boy.
w:i don't care but you have the duty to look after the boy you take with.*serious*
s:*wave hand*no i don't.
w:yes you do.
s:*surprised*errr...*wave hand again*no i don't.
w:yes you do.
s:but...but i am not his mother!why should i pay for something that a boy breaks?
w:i don't care.
s:.......................
w:......................

at that time,my very dear padawan ferus runs towards me and...

f:mom!can you buy me this teddy?mr.windu has this too!i want one mom!*puppy eyes*
w:so.....you are his mom.
s:.......................................

then i grab ferus and we run out at fast as possible.that's the best way to escape a sales woman.and of course,ferus is forced to have ten more anger management lessons with mr.windu by me.