meditate
no more 'joke' story.ever!really ferus is freaking me out.*sigh*i do hope i can be that bad as obi.but i can't.i must teach my padawan well.*nod*
so today i teach my padawan how to meditate.properly,i mean.so we sit on the floor of our room...
s:now padawan please do not think about any other things.just focus on your breath.
f:okay,master.
s:.........*breathe*
f:err...master may i ask you a question?
s:okay. *sigh*
f:master why are we sitting on the floor but not the sofa?
s:i'm sorry but i do think this is a stupid question.didn't you learn it in your first lesson?
f:err...right.
s:let's continue,okay?
f:yes,master.
s:.............*breathe*
f:can i ask one more question,master?
s:okay then.*sigh*last one!
f: master why don't you take off your clothes?
s:WHAT???
f:oh i mean nothing master.i just...i just want to say master kenobi meditates with no clothes on so i just wonder if we have to take off our clothes when meditating.
s:........................................*faint*
so this is the 108th faint i have this week.just one more i will kill myself and join the force.i MEAN it.
so today i teach my padawan how to meditate.properly,i mean.so we sit on the floor of our room...
s:now padawan please do not think about any other things.just focus on your breath.
f:okay,master.
s:.........*breathe*
f:err...master may i ask you a question?
s:okay. *sigh*
f:master why are we sitting on the floor but not the sofa?
s:i'm sorry but i do think this is a stupid question.didn't you learn it in your first lesson?
f:err...right.
s:let's continue,okay?
f:yes,master.
s:.............*breathe*
f:can i ask one more question,master?
s:okay then.*sigh*last one!
f: master why don't you take off your clothes?
s:WHAT???
f:oh i mean nothing master.i just...i just want to say master kenobi meditates with no clothes on so i just wonder if we have to take off our clothes when meditating.
s:........................................*faint*
so this is the 108th faint i have this week.just one more i will kill myself and join the force.i MEAN it.
posted by jedisiri at 3:12 AM
11 Comments:
wait... you don't shed your clothes to meditate?
...and why DO you sit on the floor, anyhoo?
you want me to join the force,fluke?
You know I used to faint alot when I was younger. My doctors had to prescribe a medication for it. Even though I don't need it anymore, I know I got some around here somewhere. If you want I'll let you use it, and if you need more I can make some for you.
Your a very nice person and I don't want to see you join the force.
Noel
Your padawan is sleazy. There's no other way to put it.
No, I don't want you to join the force.
...but, should I start keeping my clothes on to meditate?
That would seem strange...
Course not. It's more enjoyable if you take it off.
You REALLY need to keep Ferus away from Obs.
i'm touched,noel.
and leia!
and yes,oadme you are right.
See, an everybody's always wonderin why I hate meditating. That shizzy is emotionally scarring, yo!
Tell Ferus to meet me in sparrin room B tomorrow. I'll... ah... teach im stuff or whatev.
I got my exam passed, master! And I'm going to be a master myself!!!!!
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