master yoda please i need your pressure washer
after the shopping incident,padawan ferus is pretty nice now.i thought that i would have a peaceful day but force bless me,it is not.
s:(meditating)....................*breathe*.........................
f:MASTER MASTER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s:what the-
f:THE JEDI TEMPLE IS ON FIRE!
s:*giggle*padawan don't tell me it is a joke.
f:NO MASTER! THERE IS A LOT OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF MASTER KENOBI'S APARTMENT!
s:but...but if it is on fire,the bell will ring!
f:may be it is out of order!let's go and save master kenobi!
s:*worried*okay.
so i grab my lightsaber(i didn't realise that putting out fire doesn't need lightsaber)and run out with ferus.and ferus is right this time.there IS a lot of smoke coming out of kenobi's room.
s:obi!obi!open the door!
o:whhhattt.......
s(to ferus):oh no,he's fainting.go and tell the others to run for their life!i will handle this.
f:yes master!
so i continue to bang the door for 10 seconds.there is no reply.so i decide to break through the door,by force.lots of black smoke rushes right into my mouth and eyes.i choke and tear rushes out of my eyes.
s:obi!obi!*cough*where are you?
o:hhhhhheeerrrreee..............
s:stupid.where is 'here'?hold on!i am coming!
i run everywhere and finally find obi in the kitchen.what surprises me is obi is standing with an apron,nothing more.
s:(meditating)....................*breathe*.........................
f:MASTER MASTER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s:what the-
f:THE JEDI TEMPLE IS ON FIRE!
s:*giggle*padawan don't tell me it is a joke.
f:NO MASTER! THERE IS A LOT OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF MASTER KENOBI'S APARTMENT!
s:but...but if it is on fire,the bell will ring!
f:may be it is out of order!let's go and save master kenobi!
s:*worried*okay.
so i grab my lightsaber(i didn't realise that putting out fire doesn't need lightsaber)and run out with ferus.and ferus is right this time.there IS a lot of smoke coming out of kenobi's room.
s:obi!obi!open the door!
o:whhhattt.......
s(to ferus):oh no,he's fainting.go and tell the others to run for their life!i will handle this.
f:yes master!
so i continue to bang the door for 10 seconds.there is no reply.so i decide to break through the door,by force.lots of black smoke rushes right into my mouth and eyes.i choke and tear rushes out of my eyes.
s:obi!obi!*cough*where are you?
o:hhhhhheeerrrreee..............
s:stupid.where is 'here'?hold on!i am coming!
i run everywhere and finally find obi in the kitchen.what surprises me is obi is standing with an apron,nothing more.
s:are you all right? whatttt....*looks around* what are you doing here?
o:oh i am making dinner.wanna try some?
what i see is a big pot of black mud which is burnt.a lot of black smoke is coming out.
s:...............................
o:so why are you here?
s:...............................
so-umm...now please master yoda(i am begging you)lend me your pressure washer.i need it.very much.and typho,please calm down,there is no way i am-you know*shrug*.and ferus,please don't speak to me for two weeks.please.*sigh*
posted by jedisiri at 10:07 PM
11 Comments:
You keep saying there's nothing going on with him, but...
but what?if sabe's house is on fire,you will be worried too.understand?
Yeah, yeah...
Did you end up cooking dinner for him??
Judging by JJ's most recent post, Ben can afford to miss a few meals if you ask me.
But you didn't.
yeah fluke you are right.i DIDN'T cook for him.my cooking is only for you,typho.*giggle*
Your desserts are nice. A full meal would be great too. Hint. :)
*lol* Be honest, you can't blame Ferus for tht... Probably you always show concern to Master Kenobi, so he found you when he found something strange (e.g. smoke coming out from his apartment)... Another thing is, why don't u cook dinner w/ him? I bet it will be a ... romantic dinner... *lol*
KATT!now why everyone is the same?
Sorry. See this post before I did not. Borrow my pressure washer anytime you can, especially when spraying Kenobi it involves.
yeah it will be fun!thank you master yoda!*kiss*
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