Find fun from pain

Write a fictional remembrance for the Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Wookie Life Day or...) holidays.

Rules:If your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment here on my blog with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL CHRISTMAS MEMORY of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. And, if you feel like it, when you're finished leaving your comment, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) with the memories people create.

A Very 'Merry' Christmas

Ew...I can't believe I'm stuck in a-what should I call it?-room in Christmas. All alone. Even without my lightsaber! Where is Yoda?! Didn't anyone notice someone had disappeared? Hello I'm a jedi master! I don't want to touch the 'meal-for-jedi' one more time... I really miss obi's cooking now... Now memories really do flash back in my head just like dying people said.-Wait,dying? Oh no,I don't want to die yet! I've got two movies to watch, three more shoppings to go, one handbag to buy, a speeder to mend, three people to shout at , and...

HeLp!

*blink blink* Hey where am I? Ouch my back hurts-WHERE IS MY LIGHTSABER?! I lost it? Oh now I remember that I was bathing and heard a strange noise and... I fainted!? So what'd happened? *curious*

Well now I can only see nothing, absolutely nothing, except the complete darkness. There is even no any light! So where it can be? Oh-wait, someone's coming, I'd better pretended to be unconscious... * 'fainted' *

A man came in ... Isn't him the bounty hunter I got to arrest? Oh no... *frown* It seems that he got no weapon and it's so dark that he probably cannot see me if I am quiet enough...this maybe the only chance to attack him before I was attacked. *jump up and rush to the bounty hunter*

Oh no, he turned to me so quickly just like he knew already that I'm going to attack him. I can only feel that I was attacked from the back and ...

holo diary 9-wait...

Mmmm....A delightful bubble bath is exactly what i need now. I take off my robe and leggings and step into the bath tub full of pink bubbles(When did I start to like pink?).Of course,I take my holo-pad with me.Let me see...Here's it.The information of the bounty hunter.He has done many serious crime before.Everytime he attacks before the victim know himself is the victim.He's not an easy guy.*frown*Oh this is so boring.What can I do with these words?Hello i'm not playing crossword!Can someone please at least say,'Do you want me to help'?Where has the jedi council gone? 'The Force you should follow and the truth you will find.'I have heard this no less than 10000 times.But the Force can't catch the bounty hunter for me!

Wait.I hear someone.Oh I better go out and take a look.Here's my bath robe.Maybe I should wear my leggings too.

Hello?Anyone here?Mmm it's strange.I've got a bad feeling about this.Hey who are you?Why are you-WAIT-

connection broken............

holo diary 9-back

so after a few struggles,i come back to the resort on Ansion. i need to take some rest first before i can do anything. i feel dizzy and slow. may be i didn't meditate enough these days. *sigh* sometime it's really lonely to be a jedi. sometimes i wonder how master yoda managed to go through these long,long 800 years.*evil grin*mmm...there must be some secret inside. this little green er...jedi master is really mysterious.

oh i have no time for these silly thoughts. i need to take a bath with the spa product and plan the next movement. *sigh* it is my only entertainment now. poor me.

holo diary 8-...........

quinlan is----disappointing. and i just CAN'T work with him. i've got to go back to Coruscant on my self. i need the council's opinions(just master yoda's i mean). i have prepared my speeder and i'm packing now. i need to leave this nasty place. i need to escape from the shadow of the memory. bad ones. i lost my love here. and i don't want to lost anything else. i just got a bad feeling about this. i'm going to find the real hunter on my own. yes,ON MY OWN. clear?

i miss you foka. ferus stops you cheeto marathon,obi the same,katt begin your book marathon and anakin,er,just don't do anything. love you all.

holo diary 7-no way!

continued...

it's...it's just a normal woman with wide eyes!staring at us!frightened!

s:wha...
q:*smile*i'm so sorry.this is my er... friend.she has some problem of her brain you know.*smile*
w:ooookay...you guys frightened me!you look like jedi and...
q:oh yes we are playing the 'who-is-the-hero' game.stupid girl likes this, you know.*wink*
w:*giggle*the exit is at that way.
q:thanks.by the way, you have nice skin.*wink*
w:*giggle*

so i was dragged out by quinlan as a mentally disorder girl. i am so angry that as soon as we got out,i pushed quinlan against the wall and pinned him on it.

s:problem in the brain eh?so i look that stupid?
q:if not, you won't get the wrong one.*giggle*
s:funny eh?you agree with me too!you support my plan!you said it would work!didn't you?
q:*roll eyes*silly.
s:......................okay then,we'll split up.
q:wait-

i released him and ran to my speeder.men are all the same.

tbc...